If They Haven't Yet

Nov
14th

Fri

Ah, Love! could you and I with Him conspire
To grasp this sorry Scheme of Things Entire,
Would not we shatter it to bits—and then
Re-mould it nearer to the Heart’s desire!

— Omar Khayyam (via towerofsleep)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

charmingmandy:

Department of Eagles - Too Little Too Late (JoJo cover)

towerofsleep: From their free giveaway 7-inch.

charmingmandy: I’d take a free giveaway 7-inch from them in those red sweaters…. HEEYYY OOOOHHHH!!! (Everyone knows my feelings on intellectual indie types in woollen-wear… oh wait, you don’t? Where have you been for the past 6 months? Clearly not reading my blog.)

I HAVE A SECRET.

charmingmandy:

dustinjohnbromley: SHUSH!

charmingmandy: I BET YOU THINK ALL MY SECRETS ARE ABOUT YOU!

Ladies, imagine if your breasts just grew all the time and you had to perform some kind of ritual to make them smaller.

— Saelan Twerdy (via charmingmandy)

charmingmandy:

For Saelan.

(via hud)

charmingmandy:

Making out rocks.

(via brynna)

charmingmandy:

Sometimes I actually like feelings. But the nice feelings usually end up turning into crying feelings and then “look out motherfucker, I am going to burn down your house” feelings, whereas kissing, kissing is always just awesome.

WikiHow - How To Make Out

charmingmandy:

Make eye contact and smile. Pause every once in a while to meet your eyes with theirs and connect emotionally.

What? Connect emotionally? I’m sorry, I thought we were making out, not being fucking gay.

A little bit of tickling here and there can also lighten the mood and make your time together not only intimate but also fun.

What? Tickling? No! Don’t tickle me. It’s not funny, it’s not cute, it’s annoying and I am not laughing because I am having fun, and weren’t we making out? Why aren’t we? Oh right, because you wanted to ruin it by tickling me.

Remember, always have your eyes closed because you don’t want your partner to look up for an awkward moment. That can just ruin the session. Only open your eyes on occasions.

You can open your eyes sometimes as long as you aren’t making out with someone who is really ugly. I don’t see why there is a strictly inforced eyes-closed rule. Wiki, from now on I am only trusting you for pedia, and never for how.

ADAM

charmingmandy:

Please refer to my post in which I state today’s blog theme is MAKING OUT.

I am going to blog about making out all day.

Everyone is welcome to join me in Making Out Thursday.

towerofsleep:

(via charmingmandy)